A man visits the doctor because of his severe stuttering problem.
The doctor says, “It appears that your penis is four inches too long and is pulling on your vocal cords, thereby causing the stutter.”
“D-d-d-oct-t-tor. Wh-ha-a-at c-c-can I d-d-do?”
The doctor tells him that he must remove the extra four inches to relieve the strain.
Six months after the operation, the patient returns for his check-up. “Doctor, the operation was a success. I no longer stutter, I have a great job and my self-esteem is fantastic. However, my wife says that she misses the great sex we used to have. I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those four inches.”
The doctor hesitates for a minute and then says, “I d-d-d-on’t th-th-think-k-k-k that wo-wo-wo-ould b-be p-p-pos-s-s-ib-b-ble.”