Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.
Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles on the street, cars slow down.
No, not Yo’ Mama.
Tell Yo’ Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick — I got a rainbow on my d**k.
Yo’ Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?
A: I don’t know — ask Yo’ Mama.
Yo’ daddy is so fat the only train he can travel is the GRAVY TRAIN.
Yo’ sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo’ Mama.
Your mama’s so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
You”re so ugly, when yo” mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
You’re so ugly, Yo’ Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.